Most Expensive Ipoh Chicken Rice ...

The rich must be getting bored. Afterall, everybody had everybody else's stuffs. The Pradas, the Guccis and the LVs. Where's the statement, right? Even the street aunties are carrying Pradas, albeit it's Petaling Street merchandise, but the name on the bag is still Prada. No fun already. The poor and average has intruded into the rich man's turf. Nothing is exclusive anymore.

Damn, even the part-time dishwasher has Astro in her home. Now, not many are aware, but let me tell all you present Astro subscribers out there a little history. Back in those Astro pioneering days, it cost RM5K to install everything. So, technically you can be called 'rich' if you have the Astro dish sticking from your roof. My ex-boss did. Of course that was years before his driver too has free Astro when he bought a TV and his company employees when they bought Proton.

The point is, nothing is exclusive anymore. People are losing their 'exclusivity identity'. In view of this, there is definitely a rising concern for someone to come up with something quick to set the rich apart.... anything.....

Wait, what sweet revenge telling your neighbours and nemesis something they probably not done? Yes, yes, Like what? Like having the most expensive chicken rice? (BTW, I mean real chicken, Gallus domesticus.) Some big hotel is actually offering such package. The Most Expensive chicken rice because you fly from Subang to Ipoh and have the rice and then fly back. How's that for exclusivity?
No shit.

One of these days I'm going to have the most expensive Ampang Yong Tow Foo. I'll just drive from Ipoh, have my tow foo and then drive back. Not as expensive as flying, but then still something to talk about. In this blog anyway, but not to my friends and my mother. I know what they are going to say .. "Dai Len Ong" (friendly translation meant crazy, PG18 translation, farking loco)

Personal Testimony of Sorts

Since Thursday night, I've been dragged to attend a bible study class in church on the book of Exodus. The class is not just one night mind you, it's 3 nights in a row. In view of the pledge I made in this blog everything is straight-up and undiluted, I have to admit I wasn't exactly thrilled. Honest? I would have preferred to set my bum strategically in front of my PC and checkout blogs. Honest.

Not exactly an exemplary statement of faith huh? Did I say it was? I'm not proud of it and at the back of my head I was complaining what does the Old Testament has to do with our new convenant? I know who is Moses.

He's the guy who parted the Red Sea. Oh, by the way, it was really the Reed Sea. It seems the earlier people who did the translation from Hebrew translated it as Red instead of Reed. Discovery Channel, the good old scent hound of course never ceased to let up on a golden opportunity like that and came out with yet another documentary. Moses parted the Reed Sea, happy now?

Anyway, I went the first night, then 2nd night and I learned a great deal. I cannot say I did not benefit from a greater understanding. Now I know communion is much more than Ribena and biscuit. (my church uses Ribena as Jesus blood and biscuit as the unleavened bread) That is the thing with faith. Believing is just half the story. Many people think the moment they believed, it's a closed deal. It's not. It's just the beginning of the journey and not the end. I know it's time I take a long hard look and get back some perspective in my life.

Blogging is not everything, blogging is not everything, blogging is not everything.....

Belisi in Your Life

*Kindly sponsored by Belisi*


If you watch TV as much as I do, you will no doubt noticed the sudden surge of those reality makeover programs. The classics. Find one ordinary Joe or Jane and voila, at the end of the show, all the oohs and aahs from the audience and Mr/Miss Fabulous appeared. Redeemed from the ashes of dowdiness and rises to the glory of savviness. Now, for us sitting in front of the box, we cannot help but be overwhelmed by a little teeny sense of cynicism. Alright, alright I will spare you and just speak for myself. "I could have done that if someone gives me the right advice." Ever think that? Or is it just me?

Thank God for guys like Peter Belisi who started the whole range in Belisi.com, all us ordinary Joes and Janes out there can stand a fighting chance. This is a good site with plenty of stylish fashion pointers. Now , I'm not implying every well-dressed guy should be donning Armani suits, ties and accessories to be at the pinnacle of stylishness. Of course personally I wished they were, but then the point is, for someone to develop the good fashion sense of pairing that Men's Designer Silk Ties in their wardrobe with that pair of blue jeans is indeed an acquired art. Some are born with it, for others, a little hardwork is in order. Like what? Checking out blogs like this one www.sharpbydesignblog.com for clue. It's free for Christ sake.

Personally I do think ladies are genetically engineered to be more in tune with fashion. Starting from our Barbie days. We do instinctively look out for things like which designer fashion is hot, how this silk scarf is going to go with that handbag, how we just got to have that pair of heels with that dress, we just know it. Women are basically fashionable. No doubt about it. The only question is are we fashion victims or fashion divas? Geez, it's only a thin fine line. That white pants that looked good on JLo might not be doing any wonders for you. Don't risk it. Checkout www.thedivasdreams.com.

No Thanks to You I'm Living In Fear

No shit. I'm now constantly living in fear. I've taken necessary precaution but sometimes that is just not good enough. Accidents do happen. It's out there, it's everywhere. One wrong step and...

Somebody's gonna spill the farking Harry Potter ending before I get the book. Look here, I've bought all the previous books. There has to be a reason I spend my money to buy books.... yeah, genius, it's to read. Hear, read. Read for myself.

Why write about the ending? People who care zit about Harry is not interested to know. People who actually cares know how to read. Enlightening folks about page 116, 170 and 200 is not going to improve your karma. So, just keep it to yourself. Go save some animals and free some pigeons.

Damn, I sure hope I don't spend all that money to have the climax taken out of me.

Avada Kedavra to all you busybodies out there!

Blogger Almighty Not

There is a misconception going around. Maybe not just one but then the topic 'hangat' is no other than blogger almighty. The notion that bloggers are powerful people. They can divide a nation and part the sea. Ooops, I meant part the blogosphere. In other words, influential. Every nobody in real life can stand a fighting chance to be someone less ordinary. As easy as 1,2,3....

One of my non-blogging friend asked me how to start a blog yesterday. To say I was surprised is grossly understated. The only site this person ever visited is friendster and Torrent. Now, after all the hoo-ha, he wants to start a blog. He's inspired to start one. *roll eyes*

Next question, my friend asked me how to get google to show his new blog when someone makes a search. Who doesn't? If I know how, you'll be lining for my book instead of Harry Potter.

Blame it on the news. Blame it on the sudden coverage that makes everything sound so easy. Blame it on the hype bloggers are so powerful.

Sigh, those who has been around, you know better right? You start a new blog, you'll be giving praises and thanks to the Almighty if you get one comment. Just one miserable comment.... you are filled with gratitude nevermind it was actually a spam comment about lengthening some body parts. You start hawking the stats counter....... Later, you upgraded your fascination to PR and Alexa..... Yes, yes, you might even consider backhand tactics to try up your PR....

No matter what, it's no easy journey. Some make it, some don't. The truth is, it's never that easy. Dang, those media seriously should not give the wrong impression it is so easy to be 'influential.' Bloggers are not above the law... heck, they're not even on level with the law. Influential media like TV and radio gets it easier when it comes to those stupid sporadic viewers' comments. No? All big media has to do is put up a big disclaimer.. "The views expressed are strictly the individual's, it does not reflect the stand of this ***** station." Even CNN does it... so do radio stations. Utter those magic words and they're off the hook.

Now, who says Bloggers are mighty? Well, not without enchancement anyway.

Update: want a true mystery? Everyday from 7pm - 1pm the next day, my streamyx ceased to work. Damn. Sorry I've not been around your blogs. I'm only getting like less than 6 hours of streamyx everyday.

Pest List No.1- Fire Red Ants

**This is a sponsored post**

Sun Tzu once said - Know your enemy and know yourself, find naught in fear for 100 battles. This sounds vindictive, but then trust me, not when it comes to red ants. I know I am not alone out there who share the same frustration. Any food I leave on my table, those fire red ants never fail to look them up. They are everywhere. Up my roses, my desk, dinnertable and even attempt to share food with my pet poodle. I daresay their sophisticated 'tracking' instincts can definitely put our modern spanking tracking technology to shame. And they don't even have GPS.

Do you know they are from the bees and wasps family? Their sting is actually poisonous? Apart from sugar and plants, they actually love meat? You do? Good for you, I don't.

If, you are serious about fireant control, this webpage provides plenty of information and ways to get rid of those red ants. The site is simple and a little bare, but nevertheless informative enough to warrant a look if you are serious about getting rid of those fire red ants.

Hype And Hypocrites...

You see, I like to crawl through PPS. I will checkout postings that interest me. OK, I know that's nothing new. If, you're one of those who has this fetish of checking out blogs, then you'll know there are a few faith-related ones that like to pose questions to people of other faiths. Of course when I say other faith I meant to be polite. The truth is, 99.9% it is directed at one particular faith which happens to be their object of fascination. Christianity.

One fine night, having nothing to do, I responded.

That was about a week ago. To date, I still have yet receive a respond to my comment.

The fact is, anyone is free to propagate their beliefs on their blog. Write all you want about your faith and how good it is. That's your right. Nobody expect anyone to stand on middleground when it comes to voicing their faith. You cannot say you believe in something and on the same breath you claim to be non-partial. I understand. This principal holds true on either side of the fence.

What irritates me is, please don't pose questions to other faith when you have no intention of responding. Don't write eyecatching titles to whore for attention and act as though you're interested in exchange of knowledge. Please don't ask questions when you are not prepared to answer. Don't act as if you care when you don't. Blek.

Update: My streamyx is going crazy again. Sometimes on, sometimes not. So, if you don't see me, you know why lar.

Furniture Delight

*Kindly sponsored by FurnitureFromHome**

For one who spends more than 8 hours a day on the net exploring hundreds of websites out there, I daresay one inevitably gets their sense of expectation higher and higher. That's the truth, I'm not easily pleased.

If, you are those who buy every home decoration magazine on the rack for decor inspiration, do checkout executive furniture home office .

Firstly, FurnitureFromHome is a visual delight. Plenty of decorating ideas for anyone who desires their home to be catalogue-perfect. Honestly, this site does not skimp on their picture illustration. There are plenty of furnitures and ideas to make your home more than a humble abode. Another plus, everything is easily searchable by furniture styles, room type or even colors.

Bedroom furniture, living room furniture and home office, everything is wood and leather. Anybody who is interested in a home makeover or just looking for ideas, I say this is a good site to start with. No bulls.

If You cannot handle the Truth, Don't Ask

Did you think this is going to be a political post? Sorry, nope. For all it's worth, you can always turn back now but I rather you give your fingers a rest lar...

Last week I had to go to my hairdresser. Thinking my boy is old enough to give his old lady some 'hip' pointers, I asked his opinion. "What should I do with my hair?"

"You can do anything but please don't color your hair blonde anymore."

What? You think your mother is too old to handle blonde locks? See, I wished I did not ask.

Anyway I went to my stylist (I used the word stylist because it sounded more classy. The fact is, she's actually an auntie aunty.) and I told her I wanted a darker shade. It's a she, a real lady. Not those cam cam stylist with 20" waist. Classy stylist like mine who charged RM12 for a cut don't exactly have a color chart to show you. They go by experience.

**drumroll** She gave me red hair.

I'm so hot in an auntie kind of way.

Yeah, I wish.

Post Reviews..

Honestly, this is a spur of the moment post. Question on my mind, "do people actually read those sponsored posts?" Personally, I think this question will be more 'relevant' to people who are actually doing paid posts themselves, which by the way, healthy in numbers.

So, do I? I do. Not in the past, but now I do. Vanity of course induces me to read my own written ones over and over again, but apart from that, I've even taken the liberty to sniff out paid posts done by others. Believe it or not, it has nothing to do with kiasu-ness. I'm not keeping tabs who and who is doing more, rather, I'm keeping tabs who write good ones and who don't. There is always something new to be learned and there is no shame learning a thing or two from accomplished fellow postees.

Statistically, I've no idea how many share my sentiments. Conservatively speaking, say half, that's already a healthy number of paid posts readers from the paid posts community itself. I don't mean just PPP, there's blogware, blogitive, sponsored reviews and many more I've yet uncovered.

So, from one fellow postee to another, come tell me your dark secret, do you actually read those sponsored posts yourselves?

Update: Thanks to the tip from 5xmom, my title is changed to sound somewhat less controversial...

BP Whiting Factory in US Wants to be Heard

Did you say BP Whiting Factory in Indiana, United States? What has it got to do with us outside US? We people outside US only know BP as our regular petrol supplier.

I think that is a fair question. The fact is, BP obviously care enough about their company integrity to reach out to people outside the United States and dispel some allegations made in an article from the Chicago Tribune. Maybe some of us don't care what is happening in Lake Michigan but BP obviously does and hope readers will get to hear their side. Yes, even to people outside US whom probably never set eyes before on the great lake.

The Chicago Tribune ran an article accusing BP of discharging sludge from their Whiting refinery into Lake Michigan. BP denies it. According to the BP factsheet, 99.9% discharge from the refinery is water. In fact, BP had planned to invest more than $3 billion to upgrade and modernize its Whiting refinery to enable additional heavy crude oil from Canada to be processed. Crude oil from Canada? Yes and I think it makes sense in view of our current global dependency on oil from the turbulent Middleast.

An Additional investment plan of $150 million in the works to improve its wastewater treatment capability could only mean two things. Cleaner water equals better environmental conservation and further investment meant more job opportunities to the people. Personally, instilling an awareness about the impacts of our deteriorating global environment with the balance of our needs are essential. I am just glad a big corporation like BP cares enough about global opinion to reach out not only to folks in the US, but us half way round the world, to be heard.

For other balanced perspective, http://www.news-sentinel.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070718/EDITORIAL/707180325.

1 Million Still Do Paid Posts?

My young friend Tingtitlei tagged me. Yeah, the tag has been circulating around and you are probably near hysteria "NO, SPARE US, NOT Another One Of Those Tags!" Take a breather and count to 3....

You know what? It is. C'mon, be a sport, you can take another one. Be strong. Promise you though it'll be quick and painless...

What would I do if I have a million?

"If I have a million I will go into hiding. I will still continue to do paid posts though.... "

How much is 1 million? Let me dispel some myth. If you put it inside a bank, you'll get about RM2,916.70 interest per month. Most of you probably make more than that. No? Really? Then you seriously ought to be considering doing paid posts....

This guy has 6 million USD worth of body parts. For all I know, Colonel Steve Austin may be sitting in his house writing paid posts. Who knows?

As a goodwill gesture, I won't tag anybody, but if you want to take this up just for the heck of it, you are most welcome.

Start Copy**

Proposition: If you Have $1,000,000.00

Requirements: continue above sentences
What They Do With Their $1 Million

1. SYH will spend for Family.
2. Miche will give to the needy.
3. Montessorimum will keepsake
4. Chin Nee will Spend on Everything
5. Sasha will spend a little here and there and keep some too!
6. Mumsgather will secure her kids financial future.
7. mott will buy the crappiest house
8. Tingtitlei will invest in his dads business and humiliate the Apple company
9. Helen will go into hiding.

Rockin' Girl Blogger Territory

A little good news to all those nerds and geeks out there. If you've made it to this place, you're on your way to redemption. The path to coolness, random one night stands and endless possibilities. Know what, you don't even have to get those super thin LG phones, Cornettos, Gatsby wax or drink Pepsi to fit into the rockin' crowd. Why you may ask?


Ahem, I've been chosen by Laundryammah to receive the Rockin' Girl Blogger Award. If you are here in this blog, you can count yourself hanging with the rockin' crowd. Don't they say birds of feathers flock together? How true ... we rockin' people are tight!

In this occasion, nothing is more appropriate than a little speech from the proud recipient....

Firstly, I would like to thank Laundryammah for her faith in me. For without her nomination, I could never have this award. Secondly, I will like to thank Streamyx for making it possible. Honestly, I had expected much longer streamyx downtime. OK, you TM guys proved me wrong... for now.

Brrr, I'm getting chills standing at the peak of rockin'-ness. So, I'm going to share and award to another rockin' blogger. Yeah, I'm supposed to award to 5 people, but then, since fame has gotten into my head, I'm going to bend the rules. MUAHARHARHAR

I want to award the 'Rockin' blogger' award to Anak Merdeka. Why? I think she's really intelligent. She's one lady who can probably annihilate all those coffee-shop politicians with her political knowledge and views. Respect!

Streamyx Down

My streamyx connection is down. Don't know when I'll be back online. Take care OK?

Update: It seems I'm too quick to jump the gun and those TM guys actually get things fixed. Honestly, if you're living and breathing internet, things ain't the same without it. The sense of helplessness is overwhelming. Yes, I get you. Got to get a life.... outside the net. Hear you, hear you. Easier said than done though!

Meet The New Video Conferencing Evolution

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Anyone still remember company conference before the days of video conferencing? I am of course not talking about small companies with 3 person on their payroll. If you have worked for multi-national corporations with plenty of branches located all over the map, you will realize how easy we have it now with the innovation of video conferencing. Companies can be thankful with the fact they will no longer need to spend $$ on your travel cost and accommodation. Yes, hopefully they will put it into your yearly bonus instead.

Now, if you think video conferencing has reached its peak, then you got to check out Vide Conference.

Their ultra cool video communication system is nothing short of brilliant. No more fuzzy pictures or crackling audio to contend with. LifeSize brings you high definition communication system at almost any bandwidth. Yes, even our 1 Mbps bandwidth is good enough to give you a high definition picture at 1280 x 720 pixels. Huh? Others can only deliver you 352 x 288 pixels.

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This audio conference phone has 16 microphones .... all your whisperings will be caught. Be careful.

Random Post --- Desecration

Yeah, this is going to be one of my random stuff. Before I start, firstly a little confession. I've sinned. I've not been hitting the gym for the past week. Somehow reading Zewt's posting made me feel I've lost it. I've lost my discipline... I'm wild, I'm bad and I might as well get myself some leather and whip and let my inhibition run amok. So the first place I will unleash my wrath will be my regular breakfast joint. I don't care, I'm having 3 bacons, 2 eggs, 1 toast and 1 burger. Plus kopi-O gau gau.

Second randomness, the desecration thing about our national anthem. You've seen the video right? The guy (brilliantly) incorporated his rap thing into the Negaraku and does that count as desecration? It does? What about those idiot that think the only way they can exhibit their patriotism is by wrapping their stupid car with the Jalur Gemilang? No shit, the flag is supposed to be sacred and you use it to wrap your dirty Kancil bonnet like a towel? If that is not desecration I don't know what is. Cannot afford a decent cloth? Police should seriously do something. If not to ensure the flag is not desecrated, then at least save these people from themselves. Contrary to popular belief, stupidity IS lethal. There is a limit to genius, but stupidity knows no bounds.

Boy, I'm cranky this morning and in order to instill some discipline back into my life, I am NOT going to do 2 things.

1. Check my blardy stats counter ....
2. Look for any paid posts...

Have a nice day and I'm off to do some damage to those bacons...

Ouch!

Remember the dinner I harped about? Well, I'm not feeling too good with my lack of self constraint on the dinner table. Ha, you thought I would seek redemption by sticking to my gym schedule faithfully? Nay, once again the accumulation of 'guilt' just kept piling up. It just kept coming and coming until it's way over my head.

No, your Honour. I don't have a defense... I plead guilty so let's get it over with.

You know what, I'm lacking in the motivational department. I guess a new set of aerobics wear is going to do the trick... hopefully bring back some good old enthusiasm. Yeah, a pair of pink yoga pants might just do the trick. On second thought, let's make it black. Better play safe. Roseanne thighs and pink isn't exactly 'happening' right? Blek.

Wish me luck.

Pay Per Post - right or wrong to blog for money?

If you are a regular around blogs then PayPer Post will be no stranger. No introduction necessary. Some has called it evil, some are faithful converts. Look, it's no secret non-sponsored bloggers do have their personal issues regarding paid posts. Well, let's generalized it and make that 'everyone' has their stand regarding paid posts. A personal opinion, and many (myself included initially) cannot do paid posts without feeling a tinge of guilt because of the perceived political correctness around that blogging for money is a sellout. A sell out to yourself and your faithful readers. True?

I heard of PPP from enthusiastic blogging friends but it took me one year to come in terms with certain issues and see things from a balanced perspective.

Firstly, the thing is the issue of integrity. Does doing paid posts meant compromising one's integrity? You tell me. I think it is silly to speak for others, but I think one can definitely speak for yourself. The decision does not lie in PPP, it's in your hand. There is no decree you have to write about things you do not believe in. In fact, PPP stated clearly you should be honest with your reviews. If you are not honest, that is because you CHOSE not to be honest.

Secondly, it is blantantly wrong to assume writing paid posts meant compromisation. It won't happen if you do not allow it to happen, OK? Stop pointing fingers and look into the mirror. YOU are in control.

Bloggers generally are opinionated individuals. I'm one. We bloggers always have something to say, may it be our personal thoughts or issues we believe in. We like to voice it out. Therefore, we blog. The point is, paid posts or no paid posts, we bloggers are already hanging our thoughts out in our blog like laundry. In return, I daresay deep in our hearts, we do wish there will be people out there who share our sentiments and like what we write. The fact is, we like to share our thoughts, readers or no readers, period.

Now, people like to say blogging for money but we know better, right? I personally blog for myself, and if money comes as a byproduct of my blogging, I don't think there is a need for apology. Afterall, I voice out my opinion everyday on my blog and now I'm supposed to feel 'wrong' if someone pays me for the same opinion? Honestly does it make sense to you?

I do enjoy writing posts and get paid to blog. The beauty about paid posts is, I don't have to write about anything I don't believe in. The choice is mine. Please don't talk to me about selling my soul writing paid posts, that's just crap. My conscience is clear and the money is good, thank you for asking.

Finally, is Pay Per Post right for you? Well, if you're opinionated and DO NOT mind getting paid for it, why not?

Anak Gemilang - You Want my Opinion You Pay

Have you voted for the Astro Anak Gemilang thing?

Firstly, this is not your regular Idol or Fantasia (not the Mickey Mouse one) contest. You like that cutie you vote for him/her. You like his/her voice, you vote for them. Heck, you might even vote for them just because they are from your hometown, though I personally cannot understand why. Talent is talent. You think the winner will rub off their success on you just because you are from the same hometown? Homey make good you feel good? Bless you.

Anak Gemilang thing is different. It is not supposed to be supeficial. Your vote must be from your conviction this person has done something for your country. You got to believe therefore you vote.

The big cable network (you know who lar) asked you Malaysians out there to vote and give your opinion. I might be wrong, but from their serious tone, it is to let them (cable company) know Malaysia's choice. They are appealing for you to voice out. They want to hear you. Wait...... for a price. RM0.50 per SMS on top of your regular telco charge. Ironic.

I can understand they are a big corporation and therefore they want to make money. I can accept those vote-for-your-idols kind of show. At least they are not pretentious. They are unapologetic in the sense it has 'I want to screw you' written all over it. You know what you are getting into. Suckers pay to vote at their own expense.....

Why is it different with Anak Gemilang?

It is different because this one wears a mask. A jalur gemilang mask. Everyone knows men in mask only mean one thing. Either they're superhero, wrestlers or robbers.

Classy Dinners

How many of us has a pair of lounge suit sitting in our wardrobe? Seriously, I did not even know what the heck it is until last night I was required to wear one for dinner. Sneer, smirk all you want, down to earth people like me don't exactly get invited to classy dinners often. Not that I care anyway.... but just between us, it sure feels good to be invited. Viagra for the ego.

Husband got to find himself a lounge suit. Being the most practical person, he went for the Batik shirt. The Batik shirt is considered a lounge suit in Malaysia. Only in Malaysia. It's cheap and he can always put it to good use should he go Genting casino. Husband asked me how he look in his new shirt. I told him straight out he looked good. Almost like those ass licking rich cronies attending official function. That works for him.

As for me, I went to have my hair done. Hairdresser gave me the Rachel look. Rachel who? The one from Friends. OK OK I know it's an understatement to say it's outdated..... Friends went off the air like 4 years ago? But then it cost me only RM15, I have nothing to say. Afterall you get what you pay for, right?

Classy dinners meant I don't have to put up with non-talented people making their way up to the stage to showcase their vocals. I tell you, those K sessions during dinner time should be banned! Sorry mothers, but I don't think it's appropriate either having your kids go on stage and belt out 'Lau shoo Ai Dar Mi.' Damn, I really hate that song. Hate it much more than raps.

Anyway as this particular dinner is graced by His Royal Majesty of Perak, I doubt anyone would dare attempt K sessions. Even with free flow of booze to boost courage. Talking about booze, I tell you the free flow of XO and wine is exceptional. Of course I helped myself. It won't look right without the glass of wine gracing my dinner table right? I'm only human. The fact I'm blogging today just show those booze are good stuff..... no hangover the morning after.

I just crossed out one from my list of '100 things to do before I die.' Dine with Royalty. Yep, done that. Just 99 more to go.

News That Won't Make it to TV

There is indeed something in the air. Not Ambi Pur, it's sombreness. Don't bother to check my spelling, I already did . I reckon if my post has the word 'news' in it, the least I can do is to uphold a little journalistic ethics in googling for the right spelling. See, I do care about my posting.....

Firstly I want to talk about news that don't make it to your TV. Before you think this is a Socio political blog in disguise as silai blog to throw RPK's cyber troopers off, nay. Fear not. This is indeed a 100% si lai blog. As authentic as it comes. No big bird or small bird to tell tales. Any tales found in this blog is first hand news from silai 'kisah benar' archives.

Some news from Ipoh.

Last week, date and time forgotten. A bush fire erupted from the vacant land next to my house.
After few minutes, the fire suddenly caught on with vengeance.... heading to my 'uninsured' house. Die lor..

No wonder those houses in Malibu burn down that fast...... This is no Malibu so it should not be happening..... Maybe Malibu Ipoh.

The man painting my house helped.....

After almost 20 mins, the fireman arrived. They were lost. Anyway, they put the fire out in mere minutes.

End.

See, I did say this won't make it to the news, right? Don't complain. What did you expect? There has to be a reason it did not make the news cut.

By the way, I was wondering if there is anyone interested in these exclusive photos?.... er..... you can contact me.

Get Your Business Listed in the WWW

Personally I do think the internet offers endless possibilities to everyone. Business opportunities are made even more accessible with the internet. With millions of users using the net, it is a logical move to get your business listed there, right?

Don't know where to start?

Just register with Masterseek.

What is Masterseek? It is an International Business Search Engine. It's easy and it's free. Just go to to their website and register your company. That easy.

International business search engine helps to create a platform for companies to reach out to the world. Whether your company is buying or selling, this is the place to get yourself listed. Reaching out to potential business opportunities not just locally, but internationally.

Everyone knows doing business in today's competitive market is never easy. But then why not just get your company listed in the directory and give your company a competitive edge? You have nothing to lose.

Damn, I Did Not Know Bloggers are That Hot

Now that I've started blogging again on a regular basis, I made it a point to checkout as many PPS blogs as I can. Personally I don't think anyone who loves to blog will NOT be interested in the latest blogosphere happenings. There has been a few blogs talking about the recent meet. Not many, a few. Very few. Now, now, you know what meet I am talking about, right? I won't name names and I'm too lazy to link.

If you do not know what I am talking about, that's my point. When you say Malaysian bloggers, I mean there is plenty of them out there. But you don't need to be a maths genius to find the few write-ups strangely not in proportion to the number of Malaysian bloggers out there. It is afterall the Malaysian Bloggers' Day right?

No. I was wrong. One blog I visited had it right. It's XXXXXXXXX Bloggers' Meet. Damn, you don't tell me, I could have been fooled with the 'Malaysian' thing in front. Can't blame me you know. August 31st is fast coming and the sudden sense of patriotism is especially high in the air.....

Well, I guess many of the bloggers are not Petaling kaki. Anyway, auntie instincts overtook me and I just have to go and take a look. Malaysian bloggers sounded so vague so I went and try to put a face to these bloggers. These ARE fellow Malaysians, summore bloggers... like me, can't say I'm not curious.

Damn lor, everyone is so young, slim and beautiful. Pass! Appearance wise, pass with flying marks. OK, if auntie is free, will definitely probe deeper beyond the superficial and checkout their postings. Afterall, that's what bloggers do, right? Write.

My Last Awesome Post

Awesome this and awesome that. If awesome is sugar, I would have died a slow agonizing diabetic death. There are some words you know you just hate. No good reason necessary. It gets on my nerve whenever that word is uttered. If I have to come out with a reason just so I don't sound paranoid, it must be the blatant use of the word.

Awesome God, awesome service, awesome car, awesome movie the list goes on and my agony continues. My church youths love that word. I'm totally lost. Then, I saw the light..... Those white fluorescent light is a nuinsance. Especially with my astigmatism.

This morning this Aussie band who call themselves 'Intone' came to play for my Sunday service. For that mere 30 mins, I can almost touch awesome-ness. Simply awesome. The bass, the beat..... if I close my eyes, I'm like in a Bon Jovi concert. Now, now before you think otherwise, I've NOT been to any Bon Jovi concert before but believe me, that has not diminish my capacity to workout my imagination. Diagnostic check... all system working...... especially imagination.

Oh, I got to add. You see people are sometimes sensitive. (just in case those peeps in my church found my blog) I am not implying the usual choir is any less but it's no shame to suffer defeat in the hands of professionals.

You know what, I'm suddenly enveloped in awesomeness..


Awesome band.....

Awesome blog......

Awesome hair.... (What were you thinking I was going to say? For Christ sake, it's Sunday..)

This, my awesome post. Thank you for tuning in and wish all of you have an awesome day.

Chance to Ditch Those Readers

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Random Post...... Mundane Choices

This is going to be one of my random post. The fact is, today is Saturday and people with a considerably balanced social life would be out fraternizing. There is less ping in the Petaling directory and I reckon this is the best time to pen my random thoughts and get away with it.

If you are sitting in front of your computer reading this, I think you will appreciate the fact there is going to be nothing profound here. Nothing mind provoking or soul enlightening. Just something light to take you momentarily away from the fact you seriously ought to be out there with your friends or family on a Saturday. Heck, maybe cut the grass or walk your dog.

Randomness topic, choices. You know what are the hardest choices to make? Mundane ones. How mundane you might ask... Mundane as in, say you have 5 mins to kill before you got to walk out of the door to meet someone, your computer is on, you are faced with a choice. God forbid, a mundane one.

Which clique blog should I go and leave a comment? Mr A write long provoking stuffs but Mr B always come and leaves comment. So, A or B blog?

See now what choices I'm talking about? Mundane but then not exactly irrelevant. This morning I was having my breakfast when a friend ask me what I think about his new haircut. Should I tell him his RM200 haircut is really ugly or should I consider damage control since what is done is done?

What say you?

You Want Own Domain?... Not Sponsored Mia

I think it's sensitive issue when you bring up blogging stuffs like domain and web hosting. People cannot help but feel skeptical if it's just another paid post written with less than good faith. That is why, I think a disclaimer stating this is NOT a paid post seems to be in order. No, no, no... I'm not saying it's wrong to feel skeptical, I've gone down the road myself and I can understand your sentiments. I was not born into PPP, you know? It took me a whole year to think before I joined.

I was just cruising along Petaling Street (the directory lar) and sometimes I see folks writing about getting their own domain. Which, I think it's a great idea. Some would ask did I get a good deal? they gave me so and so subdomain, this and that. .... Firstly, I'm no web site expert, but then my husband had 2 domain and we've just transferred and registered our church website to another one. Making it 3.

Unless you're feeling especially patriotic and insist on Malaysian based web hosting, I do feel US based ones are much cheaper. Assuming of course you can handle being your own webmaster.... a little IT background really helps during the initial setup stage. No doubt about it.

You can call me stupid and paranoid, which incidentally I'm both, with all those threats by our Government, I'm more at peace having my site hosted in US. I know, too much movies but then just indulge me, OK? BTW, I'm not saying you should start some illegal porn site on my account, or anything illegal, I'm just saying it in a general sense.

This is strictly experience sharing , OK? I'm using this US web company called Site Ground. It cost USD71.40 (RM 250.00) per year (2 year contract), 500GB storage, 5000GB bandwidth (per month) and unlimited sub domain. That's inclusive of free domain name... you get to choose your biz, net or com. Personally, I'm old school... I'm from the .com era where only big names can afford the com extension. Naturally, I'm still stuck with the notion .com sounds more prestigous. It's like you cannot think Hollywood without Clark Gable, Bette Davis and Grace Kelly. Who? Well, nevermind. The point is much has changed. Even I got one .com address which I did not use.... it was a gift from my husband.

People who had started with blogger/blogspot or other freebies probably share my frustration. Unless you are the almost now extinct recreational blogger, you will have to contend with the fact all your rankings and links will be gone when you move house.

But then the .com name really sound posh compared to Xanga and Blogger. Like Wira and Porsche. It's nearing August 31st and I feel compelled to add, don't get me wrong, I do think Wira is a good car. It has served its purpose and like the battered soldier who has done his part, he can now RIP.

Blogging For Money..... The forgotten Ones

Let's face it. Many blog for fun, most blog for making a few extra bucks. Now stepping into a time capsule, we go back to where it all started.... you were once blog-less, you heard of the money making success stories, you were astounded by the simplicity, you were inspired. So, with nothing more than faith and conviction you embarked on your blogging journey to reach for the stars, aligned yourself to the path of financial freedom, braced yourself to be the next big thing in the blogging hall of fame. Then tragedy struck, the next thing you know, you're sleeping on the sidewalk.

Is there a point to this post? Very much so I'm afraid. It's to meet market demand. To balance the yin and yang.... the good and evil....... the hype and reality. There's probably much written about success stories, I reckon humanity and PPP (Petaling Street) could do with some humbling ones.

Feeling better now? You're not alone. For every successful blogger out there, there's probably 9 left by the wayside. I just earned my first Ringgit from ads. Happy now?

Personally I love good endings. I know for a fact it's going to be a happy one. Why? The fact you've read this meant you're part of what makes blogging worthwhile to me and money making secondary.

Thank you.

**This non-sponsored community feel-good message is brought to you solely by the blog owner**

Online Bargains .... Check it Out

Firstly, if you're thinking "why on earth would anyone want to buy their clothes online?" I can tell you honestly you'll know why if you're NOT size 8. Don't know about you folks, but over here (and other Asian countries) you will know they don't make them like they used to. The sizes. Of course if you're those who get your kick simply whirling in and out of those changing room empty handed, I rest my case.

I admire your faith but don't think just because fashion come and go the Renaissance 'ample look' is making a comeback anytime soon. I've been waiting for that day for the past 2 decade. Nay, not a sign in sight. By the way, fashion is not sex discriminatory.... big guys don't have it easy too. Just ask my husband.

Is there hope yet for the size 12+? Yes, yes yes. Internet is not just for blogging you know, it's just as useful sniffing out bargains. For those who favor the timeless classics, no-frills fashion and exceptional quality wear, there is no better place than Lands'End. I can tell you ladies, their swimwear collection is crazy..... and no worries about the skimpy bikini cannot cover all of you, their plus sizes go all the way up to size 26W. Over size 26? No worries, they do customization.

Next on anxiety list, USD rates. I'll let you in on a little secret... checkout the online coupons from Coupon Chief. The price is slashed 70%. The best thing of all, Lands' End merchandise is guaranteed, period. What do you mean guaranteed? For how long? Indefinitely. Are they crazy? I don't know, that's what I thought too....

Finally, do check out the list of stores from Coupon Chief. There's 1000 over. The beauty about the whole thing is, there is no annoying saleslady tagging your back pressuring you. There's no obligation whatsoever for you to buy anything you don't want. On the other hand, it's a real shame not checking them out. Did I mention you don't have to buy the coupons? They're FREE.

Ha, now my favourite skeptic time.... "I smell a rat. She must be pimping them because she's sponsored... "

Sorry skeptics, thank you for asking, I do buy from them and I meant every word. Wanna see my Lands' End collection?

No Private Merdeka Celebration on the Eve

Can't wait to booze and party on Merdeka eve? Yes you can wait next year.

PUTRAJAYA: There will be no private sector-initiated programmes and activities on the eve of the 50th Merdeka celebration as "all eyes, ears, spirit and soul" should be on a major event that will be organised by the Government. from THE STAR

I know this is crushing news to all you patriots out there. I understand you people love your country and can't wait to express your affection with dances, parties and booze. But then, the Government wants your undivided attention too. Heard they put a lot of effort into making it 'THE' event. Like a little child, eager to show off to his parents...

"See, see dad, mom. Look what I did? Am I a clever boy?

Parents then layan their kids and replied, "Really? you did all these by yourself? So clever!!"

Little boy beams happily from ear to ear.

*Awwwwww, so cute.*

Give me a break. You can only love your child so much. Yeah, if the boy is 5 then cute seems to be in order, but then we are talking about a freaking 50 year old here. No longer a boy, definitely way past a man.... Cute my foot.

It's tyranny.

Chance to Make Money.... if you're below 25

Blogging gurus said you stand a better chance getting clicked when the word money appears. Ouch, stop hurling those eggs, handphones, ipods and undies at me! Oh, it's Idods from China and are those panties XL size? They might fit....

Well, as I was saying, this is not a ploy to get your attention. Not entirely anyway. Before I can continue I need to do a rundown on the checklist. This is prestigious stuff, you know. Not everyone qualifies and if you do, you will have the satisfaction of being known as 'the selected few.' The diamond among the unpolished rocks..... Checklist...

Are you

#1. Aged between 15-25?
#2 Can write in English or Bahasa?

If you said 'yes' to all the above, then go and write about the unsung heroes of Malaysia and stand to win RM500-RM3000. That easy? Of course not. You can get the full details here. It's worth a shot. I'm a little bit over 25 .... in terms of dog years, so I'll have to pass. (think I'll blog about it here if I were competing? I'm the Shanghai whore not Mother Theresa)

Now, for the optional advantage...

#3. Are you photogenic? A looker?
#4. Took courses in public speaking?
#5. An attention whore?

No, these not crucial, but then I don't want to sugar coat the truth and tell you it's irrelevant either. (Especially if your face gets published in the Star.) On the other hand, don't take it to heart if you can't make the last 3 criteria. We probably understand if you can write good enough to win, you most probably won't have the looks to go with it. Life is fair wat?

Best of luck. Dateline 15th July 2007.

Blogs That I Won't Read

Why should I care what blogs you don't read? The fact you made it here shows you do care a teeny weeny bit. Let's get on with it...

Yep, there are plenty out there. Of course I won't name names, I don't know you well enough. But you know them.

Whoah, before I go further let me reply this question (well, in case it crossed your mind and if not, it won't hurt to know...) "Who do you think you are?" I am who I am. One of the many bloggers around and probably one of the kay-poh who "phoong cheong" other blogs out there. Simple English, blog reader. Your audience. Maybe I don't pay you to write, but definitely my balls you're begging to carry. (Metaphorically speaking of course) I don't think this is an exaggeration because if you're those who ping the same post all day, I think I'm pretty justified to conclude you're whoring for attention and therefore striving for blog readers. That's people like me. Blog reader.

Before I'm accused of infringing blogging 101, bloggers' right, let me quickly get it straight. I'm not telling you what you should write. It's your own business and it's your blog. But, that does not nullify my right to like or dislike or form an opinion about your blog, OK? Better say right, if not, I'll have to accuse you of infringing my rights. Get it?

Blogs that I won't read

1) Drama Queen/King aka 'I'm so freaking cool, worship me' kind of blogs. Let's face it, we go all gaga over celebrities. We want to know what they eat, whom they sleep with (when it's not their spouse and members of their same sex), what they wear, how many plastic surgery they had, the works. Sorry to burst your bubble.... please go to the toilet and look into the mirror and be honest..... "Are you IT?". If you're not somebody famous, I don't want to know. You honestly think I care? What is worse, the posting is in 100 words or less. No thank you, I don't want to know what you had for breakfast, lunch or dinner.

2) Super religious blogs. Look, I do touch on religion here and there.... but only when I have a point to say. But, there are bloggers out there who fantazised they are appointed by their faith to fight the Holy War in the blogosphere. No need to name names.... if you're around long enough, you'll know who he is. Yes, a he.

3) Coward blogs. Playing safe only works in birth control ads and recommendable only in bed. Hope it's not just me, when I go to a blog, I do like to hear some opinions and views. Nevermind we don't share the same opinion, as long as you have one, I respect that. Some bloggers are just too afraid to commit themselves... to themselves? Afraid to share their views and had this doggy mentality "to please." Tails all wagging, puppy-eyed, "please love me... "

4) 90% paid reviews blog. I pray I won't stoop that low one day now that I've just approved by PPP. But, in all fairness, if that day comes, you can always use this against me and call me a hypocrite. Until then, let me get up onto the moral high ground and condemn those who ping when they're writing paid posts.

There's more but I got to feed my dogs. Want to know what my dogs had for dinner? I guess not. There are many blogs I read on a daily basis but never once commentated. Mostly these are the political blogs. Their English is so powerful, my inferiority complex never fail to kick in whenever the comment box pops up. Ah, and then there's Kenny Sia's blog. Nope, I never commentated there because really siao few hundred comments!

Until then.

Naughty Things Tag

I've been spending alot of time around blogs lately because my husband has a project and I'm once again the bonna fide desperate and lonely housewife. I found Tingtitlei's blog and I've been messing with him. I swear I did not know he's a minor. Tuan polis, sumpah I only knew recently he's just 17. I really thought he was much older behind the Darth Vader mask and pink T.

Tingtitlei's tag...

So here's the rules.
'Write about one of your naughties moment in secondary school'
'Story must not be shorter than 20000 words. Jk. Just dont make it too brief lah'
'Tag bloggers who you think have really interesting stories to tell. Dont go "ah i wont tag anyone"'

Sorry chap, this is the hardest tag I'm asked to do. I have a spotless record in school in terms of conduct. Pristine..... like the beaches in Pangkor Laut. (or so I heard) Coming from an all girls' school, there is nothing much to be naughty about. Tell you what, I think it's easier if I write what naughty things I would like to do but never did in school, OK? ......

1. I would have loved to have a boyfriend pick me up in front of the school gate in his big bike. Someone who looks like Leslie Cheung. Leslie was my era and we girls did not know then he was gay.... All those senseless clashes with Alan Tam's fansee for nothing.

2. I would like to tell my BM cum Jawi teacher Encik Najib he has the most awesome ass. This teacher liked to wear tight white pants that flares at the bottom. I'm a butt person and I never really got round telling him his awesome ass is still the best I've seen to date.

3. Brag about conquests in class in front of those prefects.

4. Shorten my uniform hemline. I don't have great legs, but at least I don't have 'stamps' all over it.

Now, i got to tag some 'bad' people with things to write...

1. 5xMom - I know she was a prefect and I bet she has bullied quite a number of people...
2. Wuching - Is this Star Wars junkie capable of bad things? Will find out....
3. Mott - Does this lady has a dark past?

Full Time or Part Time Mother

** This is a sober post to complement the Monday blues.... Proceed ahead with caution. Dullness ahead **

The rules ~~~Instructions~~~ Here’s how it works: 1. So easy peasy, if you were given a choice, would you be a SAHM or FTWM? Just provide 3 good reasons. 2. Include your post link to the list below and Finally, 3. Tag other mommies

1. Immomsdaughter prefers to be a SAHM
2. Miche prefers to be a SAHM too.
3. SweetPea is happy being a PTWM
4. AllThingsPurple choose to be a WAHM
5. Dr. Bernard Chan is both Mom and Dad
6. 5xMom wants to be ... both?
7. Samm ....?

When 5xmom tagged me to write if I were given a choice would I want to be a Stay At Home Mother (SAHM) or Full Time Work Mother (FTWM)? This turned out to be harder than I thought. I guess we can use the word choice but we know it's not really a n0-boundary, non-consideration 'I do what I like' kind of decision. The world of decision would be so much easier if it is just in black or white, right or wrong. The truth is, choices we make, especially good ones, are a sum of many parts which mostly include putting our loved ones into the equation.

I was a single working mom with a son back then. I think SAHM was never an option. Personally, I do not think being a mother meant I have to miss out on a healthy social life. You see, being on a rebound from a not-so-happy relationship, I got plenty to prove to myself. It's a female thing. It's never healthy to feel unwanted and helpless. So, working and interacting with people is my means to redeem my self-worth. I've not given up on a happily ever ending, you know. I reckon if the prince don't come calling at my door, I might as well take the initiative to meet him half-way. Meeting him half way means I got to get out of the house. Yes, work.

So, straight to the point. FAHM or FTWM?

Assuming I'll have to pick one with no regards to the rhetoricals, the pros and cons, age and state of mind crap of a woman, I'll say FTWM is definitely better. I'm generalizing here, but in a nutshell, a woman needs a working life to balance her family life. Financial consideration aside.

The sad thing is, women are expected to be the sacrificial lamb when it comes to motherhood vs career. The expectations not only comes from the men, sadly, the most vocal critics are women themselves. As a mother you're expected to sacrifice for your child as if that is the only infallible proof of your maternal love. Is it why most middle class mothers ended up looking like a Filipino maid just so they can buy their children RM200 Guess clothes and ever expanding Barbie accessories?

I just hope young mothers out there will not be bullied by the critics. Having a career, slaving away in the working world do not make you any less of a mother than one who stays at home 24/7. Like I said before, you cannot let others grade your choice with just right or wrong. It cannot be that easy.

So, is FTWM better? Definitely, according to me and sadly, the world does not revolve around me. Is it then the right choice for everyone? No. Like I said before, choices are governed by many factors, so, whatever your choice, it's probably what works for you and you alone. The best choices are like cheong sam. It has to be Custom made to accentuate your curves and take care of the flaws.

Yes, I would like to be a FTWM. Reason?

#1. I like to work because I love to wear makeup. Nobody can see me if I'm not working. My audience will be limited to postman, gasman, garbage man and my man.

#2. It is less stressful finding an object to vent your anger... the boss and stupid colleagues.

#3. My boy thinks I'm a very important and smart person because I have a job.

I'm supposed to tag other mothers, but, you know what? This is the fun part. The fathers. Guys are practical, but come, this is the time to tell your side of the story. How? Given a choice, would you prefer your wife to work or stay at home for the kids?

I tag

Ah Pek - who else? Contrary to his hamsap blog persona, I know there lurks a doting fatherly figure...
Maverick - I pestered Maverick for the CTOS post and now should I push my luck with this one? No pain no gain....
Adrian - I don't know Adrian of Void Sky very well, but, I've seen him blogged about his boy. So, willing to share some insight here?

**refer to blog rules**

CTOS again

"Because of them (CTOS), thousands of people cannot apply for loans for homes, cars or education." Taken from NST

Yes, it's the CTOS issue again. When I read it in Malaysia Today, I know I have to write.

What is it with you? Are you sleeping in CTOS? Why do you care so much to write again?

Thank you for asking.

I'm not sleeping with CTOS. Why do I care? Simply because, I know we don't live in a just world. I had accepted many things in life because I am a nobody. Not a pillar of community, not rich and not connected. In the world today, you can simply get away with almost anything if you have enough money or influence. I know that. Everybody knows that. Many would probably say, that's just how the rule of the game is. But, in a childish kind of wishful wonderment, it's sure good to know there are things even money and influence can't buy ..... a clean slate in CTOS.

Am I personal? Nay, I'm probably just as 'impersonal' as Datuk M. Kayveas, perhaps even more so, in view of the fact my name was never there in the first place.

As for the remark at the top made by Mr Kayveas, I have to say I'm puzzled. Don't the banks have their responsibility and role to play? Dear Mr Kayveas, correct me if I'm wrong. You're making it sound as if the bank, which is incidentally the one with the risks, is nothing more than an innocent no-say spectator.

Update 10th July 2007 - Thank God the taikor has spoken. About time too.

777 Wedding Pictures

When my brother-in-law announced over dinner unexpectedly he's getting registered in July, my mind immediately underwent 3 process... 1) Wow, congratulations!........2) but, you've just met her ............3) Bawd Dog. As it turns out, I'm the bawd dog.

You learn something new everyday. 7 is the perfect number and 7th July 2007 (777) is supposedly a good day to get married. Now I know.

My brother-in-law got registered last Saturday in Ipoh Chin Woo Hall. It was a record breaking number at 40. 1 pair can't make it, so 39 couples did it. KL had 238 couples. So, I guess that pretty sums up the future prospect of Ipoh's dwindling population.

The master of ceremony took 30 minutes instilling marriage values to the couples .....

"Many guys said Lin Chin Hsia is the most beautiful. Many girls said Andy Lau is the most handsome. Now, I want all of you to turn to the person sitting next to you and look carefully. You will all see, he/she is even more beautiful or handsome than Lin Chin Hsia or Andy Lau. This is the person whom you'll be spending the rest of your life with...."

Yeah right.

If the lights are off, maybe. Pitch black, as in black hole black, possible. I'll recommend throwing in 2 bottles of XO for safe measure though. Can't be too safe.

True love?

When the woman wakes up without her makeup the morning after;
When the guy managed to shoot everywhere but the toilet bowl;
When the moment of truth dawns on you, you take a look at the person sleeping next to you, and then you say to yourself, "well, give and take lar.." That is love.

Any other definitions? I swear I did try to think of some romantic definitions because people usually like to read stuffs like that. I can't. I guess the truth is not always romantic eh? Guys will have less of an issue about romanticism, but ladies can guarantee a generous dose from Harlequin books. Yeah, Handsome, savage broad chested long haired brute with strong arms ripping off your nightdress. Ironic isn't it? In real life, we probably call that domestic violence.

All the best, Chee and Crystal. Congratulations!

Paiseh 5xMom....

I just want to say my first stint at guest blogging is not exactly going into my 'memorable blogging experience' list. 5xMom has a new blog. Yep, another one. I went over and thought I'll do a guest post to celebrate the launch but ended messing it up. Sorry Lilian... really paiseh. The first post was my draft and somehow it ended up being posted. See, I hate Wordpress.

If you're not a pink person, you can checkout her new blog before she manages to convert her blue template pink.

5xMom is letting her fansee write their postings on her new blog. If, you're fanatical about links, this is a good time to go. (you can link yourself) One last thing, remember all the rants you had but did not post on your blog for fear of repercussion, you can now do it there..... while she's still game.

Form Transforming

If you've made it to this page, you've been officially punk'd!

This is actually a Transformer post and no no no no let me finish.....
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** quickly lock the door and drop the key into the unusually deep longkang under the blouse. (Courtesy of the revolutionary push-up technology.) Had the KL council embraced the said technology, flash flood in the city would never had happened. Trust me.**

I just wanted to say I watched it. **Coolness thermometer rises a few degree** Everybody's blog is talking about the movie, everybody watched it, and somehow it had spiraled to the point as if watching it is a ticket to coolness.

For a mere RM8 ticket, that's a small price to pay to be in the 'happening' crowd, right?

So, don't mind me please. Now that I've seen it, I'll be wearing it like a stripe on my shoulder .....don't auntie me, I'm cool. I've seen Transformer, my life is therefore, transformed.

Jesus Loves Everybody.... even Bloggers

I've been seeing more and more blogs putting 'MyBlogLog' in their blogs. If you put your picture in your profile, I would naturally have to assume you expect to be looked at. In fact, it might be an act of degradation if I don't look. That is why, I don't discriminate. I checked out the guys as much as I checked out the girls. I'm weak, I'm superficial, damn, I'm only human. If it matters, let me assure you my scrutiny is done at a strictly platonic level. Nothing sexual nor lesbianic.

Personally, I did not put my picture in my blog profile because I was worried at first my church members might recognize me. Not that I'm doing porn on the side, I just hate to feel 'exposed.' You understand the feeling right? If I look fat and ugly in a bikini, you peeps better be just that, if not worse in a bikini as well. I just feel it ain't fair if I put on the blardy bikini and others wear flattering and slimming blacks. Just for the record, my worry was later proved to be unfounded. Self flattery is not getting me anywhere. The truth is, people have better chances with Da Ma Cai than finding my blog. ( No, this is not my sympathy garnering line and yes, I agree bribery is always more effective.)

So, are people who don't put their real face on their blogs insecure?

Helen vs blogger Helen

Helen: are you?
blogger: Of course not. I do look awfully like the Shanghai whore I put in my profile you know?
Helen: Says who? Anyway, it does not matter what you look like. It's the inside that counts.
blogger: You mean my push-up bra and tummy tucking panty?
Helen: No! Your heart, your personality, your everything! You're a great person. Kind, compassionate and you love your dogs. Dog lovers are generally better people you know?
blogger: don't stop now... I'm almost convinced. Just a little more...
Helen: Well, you know Jesus loves you. Even loves you while you're a sinner. He even died on the cross while you're a sinner. See, you're special.
blogger: Jesus read blogs?
Helen: Well, He's supposed to be omnipotent omnipresent. So, I'm not wrong technically if I answer yes, ... Be brave. Trust in the Lord.
blogger: OK. Would it help if I pray in tongues before I write my posts? Just so my writings will be more powerful....
Helen: If you think it helps... but you're already writing in tongues. I think there's no need to be redundant.

End scene: Blogger finding Jesus and with kuaci seed faith (it's bigger than mustard seed), believes she'll be blessed with PPP offers and page ranking 5 in the near future. While at it Lord, some extra links and better Alexa score would be much appreciated.

Pay Per Rebuke - Cyber War

Times are hard. Opportunities drying up. If you have just started a blog because your blogging friends are telling you this is the path to blogging glory and financial independence, then it's a little late. While at it, it's also a good idea to review who are your real friends.

I started blogging in November 2005, I'm also late. But, I have a good excuse. My online IQ test result tells me I'm just a little over 70. I'm supposed to be slow. But, what's your excuse?

Anyway, I read Zewt's posting about the Government recruiting blog defense team and I was thinking, why not? If there's a need, there has to be a market.


Click on the picture to enlarge... you have nothing to prove. Not even pilots can read the fine print without enlarging.

Short Talk with Optimus Prime

Judging by the number of pings in PPP on Transformers, our obsession with SS (sex and scandal) is overrated. Personally, I don't find robots turning into trucks or lorries sexy. Cool yes, sexy no.

Optimus Prime: You saying I'm not sexy?

Me: Well, to be honest, it would help if you turn into something sleek and sexy like a Ferrari, Porsche or even Hugh Jackman...

Optimus Prime: The boys like it. Guys love their big toys and it's a fact. Maybe they're compensating, I don't know....

Me: Well, the recent onslaught of Japanese mangas and robots in the market had greatly reduce your squarish appeal. Like Gundam, it's cool. It's driven by human. A cute one too..

Optimus Prime: What's this female obsession about being 'in-control?' Nobody's telling me what to do. Gundam are wimps, period. I can take them out anytime.

Me: You serious?

Optimus Prime: You bet. Just look at those Japanese cars. A Buick could crush it with one bumper. Did you know Gundam parts are sourced from China? In fact, the word is, it's from recycled Ma Ling luncheon meat cans.

Me: Gee, I didn't know that... Anyway, why the sudden move to rekindle your defunct career?

Optimus Prime: It's the rage nowadays. I reckon if Take That can stage a comeback, why not Transformers? We machines aged much better than Gary and gang.

Me: True true.

CTOS Friend or Foe?

Are you an ordinary rakyat trying to make an honest living in Malaysia? You probably owed the bank some money, yes, and the credit card payments and car installment are sometimes a little late, but, you still make it. You get penalized by the bank with late charges, but, that is life. You've accepted it. You know that is the life of an ordinary rakyat not born with rich parents or influential relatives.

Then, comes CTOS (Credit Tip Off Service). The once elusive company suddenly gets publicity in the news. Is CTOS the evil one out to screw us ordinary rakyats? Convincing bank to deny us loans? Manipulating our personal information?

How? Is CTOS friend or foe? Wait, is the police your friend or foe? Depends isn't it from where you're standing? The side of the law or the opposite.

Back in those days when I was still working, I've seen what good CTOS had done. No kidding. A man managed to keep his life saving just because a check from CTOS indicated his potential business partner is on the brink of bankruptcy. If you're the business partner you would probably say CTOS is evil.

Yes, once your name is inside CTOS, it'll never come off. Even if you've paid everything, your name will still be there. Is that bad? People like to forget about their past, nothing wrong with that, but, forgetting doesn't mean it did not happened. That's merely a reflective history of you. If you were once bankrupt, you were once bankrupt. If the bank doesn't want to risk lending you money, it's the bank's business. You know what they say about the bank... they'll lend you money if you can show them you don't need it.

If, past records could be erased, then I think the first batch to ask for it should be the ex-convicts. Afterall, if they've done their time and paid their dues to society, they ought to have a clean slate, right? Anybody asking the government/police to erase their past criminal records once they've paid their dues? Why start now?

Recent nonsense.

PS: Why am I writing this? Because I'm just fed up with lame excuses from people who got turned down by the bank. Financial institutions are not personal. Their aim is to make money. If they turned down an opportunity to screw you, restassured you better take a long look at yourself in the mirror. Stop pointing fingers.

UPDATE: for other good read regarding the CTOS issue, check this out and this. Oh, for conflicting views, go here.

Irony

I've been hitting the gym now for 11 months. I was lethargic, fat and overweight. And now? Less than 1 year, I'm proud to say I'm active, fat and overweight.

So, is there a moral in all this? I'll like to offer my sincere apology if you were expecting inspiration and encouragement. I simply thought the truth must be said. Well, if you must, I'll throw this in, despite the drawbacks and disappointment for not turning into a Victoria Secret babe, I will still go. Healthwise, there is a difference. No denying that. And yes, better flexibility does help when attempting non-conventional positions in bed.

When I first started going to the gym, I always had this dream I'll be surrounded by ladies in hot bodies and guys with 6 pack. I was right. It's a dream. Albeit a wishful one. Thinking everyone in the gym is lean and mean, is like thinking all guys in Benz are rich. No, they're not. More than half Benz owners are probably your regular greedy taximan. No offense to taxi drivers. There are probably rich taximen but then the odds are not exactly good. (yeah, that's for cheating me RM20 without using meter and it's still not even...)

The truth is, there's not many, ..... understatement, not any, Jack Lalanes in my gym but plenty of fat La la Jack.... in blond hair. Dyed of course. The ladies scored better. There's a few with hot bodies. And face to match. I was doing my usual 30 mins cycling warm up, when 2 ladies (the hot ones) saw each other and ...

Hot babe 1: Hi, long time no see. You're working hard! You come everyday?
Hot babe2: Nay, just 3 times a week. You?
Hot babe 1: Like 2 times a week.

Wait, I go like 5 or 6 days a week! Justice is dead.

Is there any point to this post? Not really but then I thought I'll like to say

1. It does not matter how hard you exercise, someone will always look better than you.

2. If you seriously want to see some 6 pack, head for 7-11 (non-halal beer section) or wait for Baywatch reruns.