PPP Blog Battle Royale- iRobot Zcure Robot Patrol

PayPerPost has this new monthly thing called Blog Battle Royale. The mission should we postie choose to accept, is to write on a specific topic given by PPP big man Ted himself. No, there's no prize money involved, but apart from some free blog publicity and links, I will get a spanking technological marvel called iRobot Roomba. It has to be the cutest vacuum ever. This robot will do my cleaning and that could only mean one thing. More time for me to hog in front of my PC and continue my virtual life. Provided of course Ted is generous enough to take care of my iRobot shipping charges, should I prevail.

Now, assuming I am the new brain in iRobot merchandizing department, what would be the next Robot to hit the shelves?

In view of the recent inspiring true stories of postie police making its round, I would like to present to you iRobot Zcure. The invincible robot patrol whose sole existence is to ensure the surveillance of your home perimeter. Its mission: to detect movement in the still of the night and give out the loudest shrill should it detect unwarranted movements. Now, don't think you can give iRobot Zcure the shove and Chuck Norris kick. Once the shrill is sounded, iRobot Zcure will be armed with a whopping 1,000,000 volts. Think of it as a stun gun on wheels.

The main objective of the robot is to warn. Not eliminate any intruders, though I personally have no objection should it shoots out laser beam to kill. In case any of you are wondering what would happen if iRobot were to catch you during your midnight fridge raid, fear not. Your reliable personalized robot patrol comes equip with a RFID (Radio Frequency Identification) receiver. Everyone in the household can have their very own RFID tag so your robot guard recognize you as the boss.

What is the difference between iRobot Zcure and your conventional house alarm? Think of it this way. Sitting duck, that's your house alarm vs fearless geese. Fearless? Well, Chuck thinks so....