Naughty Things Tag

I've been spending alot of time around blogs lately because my husband has a project and I'm once again the bonna fide desperate and lonely housewife. I found Tingtitlei's blog and I've been messing with him. I swear I did not know he's a minor. Tuan polis, sumpah I only knew recently he's just 17. I really thought he was much older behind the Darth Vader mask and pink T.

Tingtitlei's tag...

So here's the rules.
'Write about one of your naughties moment in secondary school'
'Story must not be shorter than 20000 words. Jk. Just dont make it too brief lah'
'Tag bloggers who you think have really interesting stories to tell. Dont go "ah i wont tag anyone"'

Sorry chap, this is the hardest tag I'm asked to do. I have a spotless record in school in terms of conduct. Pristine..... like the beaches in Pangkor Laut. (or so I heard) Coming from an all girls' school, there is nothing much to be naughty about. Tell you what, I think it's easier if I write what naughty things I would like to do but never did in school, OK? ......

1. I would have loved to have a boyfriend pick me up in front of the school gate in his big bike. Someone who looks like Leslie Cheung. Leslie was my era and we girls did not know then he was gay.... All those senseless clashes with Alan Tam's fansee for nothing.

2. I would like to tell my BM cum Jawi teacher Encik Najib he has the most awesome ass. This teacher liked to wear tight white pants that flares at the bottom. I'm a butt person and I never really got round telling him his awesome ass is still the best I've seen to date.

3. Brag about conquests in class in front of those prefects.

4. Shorten my uniform hemline. I don't have great legs, but at least I don't have 'stamps' all over it.

Now, i got to tag some 'bad' people with things to write...

1. 5xMom - I know she was a prefect and I bet she has bullied quite a number of people...
2. Wuching - Is this Star Wars junkie capable of bad things? Will find out....
3. Mott - Does this lady has a dark past?